Calculus does not apply to LOVE

Scott got me a "surprise" but I figured it out before I even turned on the car.
He got me this shirt from xkcd.com and it's really cute! It fits me well and everything.
Thanks, Scott Bear! You rock for playing online multi-player games with me.
And taking my mental, verbal, and physical abuse =) <3

Bob is giving me tickets to go watch the sharks, YAY!!!!! =D